Toilet Flaps

CAST: A narrator, a woman, a man (both actors non-speaking)

INT: Office hallway setting, woman walks into empty restroom.

NARRATOR

[Woman looks around bathroom, specifically under the stalls]

The coast is clear. It’s early morning at work and it’s time for your most important meeting and no one’s in attendance but you--just the way you like it.

[Woman closes stall door, drops trou, and takes a seat]

But just as you’re about to start, someone comes in, triggering your shybutt.

[Another woman walks into the bathroom to apply makeup in front of the mirror. Woman mouths COME ON and looks around frustratingly.]

How are you supposed to perform with another person here?

[Woman starts to get up]

HOLD ON. Get your confidence back with Toilet Flaps!

[Woman looks at camera, stunned]

That’s right! Toilet Flaps, with its portable plop and swing design, is your partner in crime when it’s time to discreetly drop a deuce at work.

[Cut to demonstration of woman showing the steps as they happen]

Simply lift the toilet lid, apply the toilet flaps around the toilet’s rim, put the lid back down, and bon voyage. Take a seat and fire away as Toilet Flaps’ swing tops brace the gravity of your turds, allowing them to gently descend into the water, without that embarrassing PLOP. With turds this incognito, you can slide into your hot colleague’s DMs, while your poops gracefully slide to their watery destination.

[Woman looks at camera, pleased]

[Camera view changes to a man on toilet]

But the uses for Toilet Flaps don’t stop there: Say the bathroom is clear, and you can release at will. Unfortunately, you’re dropping artillery so heavy... 

[Man expressing that he’s feeling water splash on his butt]

...they crash into the water like Free Willy escaping Seaworld. This causes embarrassment every time you leave the bathroom. 

[Man leaves bathroom with wet marks on the butt of his khaki pants, colleagues pointing and whispering. He goes back to the bathroom, looks at his bottom in the mirror and groans.]

But thanks to Toilet Flaps, your cheeks are safe. What goes in will not splash back out thanks to the drop-and-swing design. 

When you’re done, simply lift the seat up... 

[flaps have visible tire streaks]  

...pull Toilet Flaps off the bowl, and place it back in your bag. It’s easy!

So, whether you need to hide that you’re taking a crap, or protect your hide from a poop geyser, get Toilet Flaps today!